Repeat Offender Tee — Steven Gull Mugshot T-Shirt

Name: Steven Gull. Charges: Theft of Croaker. Theft of Shrimp. Theft of Sandwiches. Theft of French Fries. Assault on Boat Snacks. Known to Local Authorities.

"Repeat Offender — Known to Local Authorities."

The Gullport Marine Police Department has been building this case for a while. The evidence table tells the whole story — croaker, shrimp, sandwich, french fries, sea salt kettle chips. And then there's the cigar. And the stolen sunglasses. And a cast net float that nobody can fully explain.

Steven Gull is not sorry. Steven Gull has never been sorry. That expression on his face isn't remorse — it's the look of a bird who knows exactly how this ends and is already planning the next one.

This is the definitive Steven Gull design — the full booking photo, the complete rap sheet, and every piece of evidence laid out for the court. The most detailed piece in the Seagull Chaos Series and the one people will stop and read every single line of.

Perfect for:

• Fishermen who've lost food, bait, and dignity to a seagull
• True crime fans who also fish (this one's for you)
• Fans of the full Salt & Spray Co. Seagull Chaos Series
• Anyone who's ever watched a seagull make off with their lunch

Details:

• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee (soft, broken-in feel from day one)
• Relaxed fit — runs true to size
• Original Salt & Spray Co. artwork — designed on the Texas Gulf Coast
• Printed in the USA via direct-to-garment (DTG)

Gullport Marine Police Department — We will find him. He will be back.