I'm Not a Kite Tee — Funny Tangled Seagull T-Shirt

He went for the bait. The line had other plans. And now nobody on this boat is having a good time.

"I'm Not a Kite!"

One bad decision. One very tangled seagull. One fisherman on the Salt & Spray Co. boat holding on for dear life while his rod bends toward the sky and a screaming gull rockets upward with a fish still on the line and absolutely no plan for what happens next.

This is not how either of them saw the morning going.

Part of the Steven Gull Seagull Chaos Series — the collection of original vintage-style coastal tees that capture every chaotic, hilarious, and deeply relatable moment of life on the Gulf Coast water. Because if you've fished long enough, you've had a morning like this. Maybe not exactly like this. But close.

Perfect for:

• Fishermen who've had unexpected wildlife encounters on the water
• Anyone who's ever lost a fish to a bird (or almost lost a rod)
• Fans of the full Salt & Spray Co. Seagull Chaos Series
• The person in your crew with the best worst-luck fishing stories

Details:

• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee (soft, broken-in feel from day one)
• Relaxed fit — runs true to size
• Original Salt & Spray Co. artwork — designed on the Texas Gulf Coast
• Printed in the USA via direct-to-garment (DTG)

Salt & Spray Co. — Some days you catch the fish. Some days the seagull catches your line.