Feed Them They Poop Tee — Funny Seagull Ferry T-Shirt

One person's decision. Everyone else's problem.

"Feed Them. They Poop. — Some Lessons Are Learned the Hard Way."

It happens the same way every time. Someone in the car next to you — delighted, laughing, completely consequence-free — leans out the window and throws bread at the seagulls on the Port Aransas Ferry. The seagulls arrive. In numbers. With enthusiasm. And the rest of the cars on that ferry deck find out exactly what "Feed Them. They Poop." means in real time.

The sign said Don't Feed the Seagulls. Don't Feed the Seagulls. Too Late.

Local Tip: Bring Bread. Leave With Regrets.

If you've ridden the Port Aransas Ferry, you've been that guy in the Salt & Spray Co. hat — windows up, jaw tight, thinking one very clear thought: Next time I'll take the long way.

Perfect for:

• Port Aransas locals and Texas Gulf Coast regulars
• Anyone who's survived the ferry crossing with their dignity intact (mostly)
• The person who feeds the seagulls AND the person who has to sit next to them
• Texas coast vacation survivors everywhere

Details:

• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee (soft, broken-in feel from day one)
• Relaxed fit — runs true to size
• Original Salt & Spray Co. artwork — designed on the Texas Gulf Coast
• Printed in the USA via direct-to-garment (DTG)

Salt & Spray Co. — Next time take the long way.